Bookkeeping Notes, Session 212 (8/1/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 212 (8/1/18):

– We will continue at 5:45AM on the 22nd of Nonrilden with the party fourteen hours into their planned eighteen hour rest in the security area around the base of the docking umbilicus

– Had a Shocking Time of It: Rallion the Pin Cushion

– Poking Demonic Entities: Bavmorda, the Savior who must Wield the Master?

– Finding and Losing Friends: Nash, First with the Centaurs, then the Beavers

– The Only One not Touched in Combat: Laris, Floating Like a Leaf on the Wind

– Crushed, Stabbed, then Exploded: Kauri, Who’s had a Rough Day

– Severely Injured and Desperately Happy to Rest: Everyone in the Party

– Sadly Killed before More Jokes Could be Made: the Battle Beavers

– The apocalypse clock now reads 00.000.00.23!!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 211 (7/25/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 211 (7/25/18):

– We will continue at 3:14PM on the 21st of Nonrilden with the party fighting in the tram station near the dock against gun turrets and cyber ninjas

– Gunpowder is the Answer: Nash, Who Doesn’t Care What the Question Was

– Lucky to Have a Leg to Stand On: Rallion, Still Working on His Aim

– Leaping and Flipping like an Acrobat: Bavmorda, Enjoying the Low G

– A Pistol-Packing Prestidigitator: Laris, Gunslinging Gandalf

– Almost Met a Very Canadian Death: Kauri, Victim of a Zamboni Attack

– Ally-Ooping his Allies: Axelbot the Robo-Catapult

– Shouldn’t We Be Resting Soon?: All the Henchmen and Followers

– The apocalypse clock still reads: 00.000.00.24!!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 210 (7/18/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 210 (7/18/18):

– We will continue at 2:00PM on the 21st of Nonrilden with the party fighting a in the Security Area around the base of the Umbilicus

– The Human Lockpick: Laris, Saving the Party’s (Singed) Bacon

– Lobotomized and Feeling Fine: Axelbot, the Reprogrammed

– Ranger and Sniper: Deadeye Rallion with His Magic Rifle

– Leading the Reluctant to the Promised Land: Nash “Moses” Bura

– Drunk on the Assassination Possibilities: Bavmorda, Seeing the Guns

– Talking Advanced Weaponry with Kalgunn: Kauri, Bullet Whisperer

– Killed by Curiosity (and Explosions): Coltish the Crispy Engineer

– If We’re Quiet, Maybe We’ll Live: Peronell and Alys

– Shhh … That’s the Secret to a Long Life: Lambertus the Survivor

– The apocalypse clock is winding down; it now reads: 00.000.00.24!!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 209 (7/11/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 209 (7/11/18):

– We will continue at 10:20AM on the 21st of Nonrilden with the party fighting a Berserker automaton near their docked rocketship

– Saved the Ship via Prayer, Discovered the Monkey’s Escape, and Replaced the Homicidal Captain: Nash Bura, Rescuing Everyone’s Butts

– It would be a Shame to Destroy Such a Wonderful Weapon: Bavmorda, Looking at the Station Covetously

– Burn it All Down, Destroy Magic, and Kill the Gods: Rallion the Nihilist

– Bashing the Berserker with Pure Energy!: Laris and Kauri, the New Masters of the Magic Missile

– Robot Boxing!: Axelbot Steps Up Against the Berserker; Who’s Head will Pop?

– Call me Sam! No, Nigel! No, Boris!: Lambertus Finally Gets the Hang of Aliases

– If They Ask Me to Carry One More Chest, I’m Going to Snap: Oskar, Who Thinks Everyone Should Carry Their Own Crap

– Perhaps I Should Have Stayed Home in the Grove: Alys, Not A Fan of Space

– Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!: Marchmain’s gotta Marchmain

– The apocalypse clock is winding down; it now reads: 00.000.00.24!!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 208 (7/4/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 208 (7/4/18):

– We will continue at 7:06PM on the 19th of Nonrilden with the party having just returned from escorting Nadreat Ironhand to the upper control room

– Silent and Deadly: Bavmorda, Decapitating Zombies with a Trident

– We can unlock the door, don’t worry!: Rallion, Whose Ends Justify the Means

– Saving the Downtrodden, Like Ronan Before Him: Nash, Greythane Rescuer

– Almost Ran Out of Juice: Kauri, Whose Lightning was Barely Enough

– Making Short Work of Locks (Except when He Didn’t): Laris, Burglering Zombies

– Hanging Out with a Mad Archmage’s Automata: Axelbot, Robot Ambassador

– Another Damn Chest? My Poor Lower Back!: Oskar, Pack Lizard

– The apocalypse clock is winding down; it now reads: 00.000.00.26!!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 207 (6/27/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 207 (6/27/18):

– We will continue at 10AM on the 19th of Nonrilden with the party preparing to escort Nadreat Ironhand to the control room in the upper halls of Lonely Isle

– Astrapios, Bringer of Lightning: Kauri as he smokes Infected left and right

– Inventor of the Electric Fence: Nash Bura, Zombie Horde Expert

– I Ain’t Messing with No Super-Sized Mind-Controlling Shrimp: Rallion, Who’s Had Enough of this Silliness

– Unusually Quiet and Non-Murdery: Bavmorda, Recently Trained

– More-or-less Typically Quiet and Sneaky: Laris, Worn out from Training Bavmorda

– Obviously the Best Candidate for Godhood: Marchmain Sivis, the Architect

– More Obviously the Best Godhood Candidate: Kalgunn the Elder, Engineer

– Even More Obviously the Best Candidate: Prixithalma, Destroyer of Magic

– Even More More Obviously the Best Candidate: Serithaz, Ruler of Minds

– Etc., etc. ad inifinitum

– The apocalypse clock is winding down; it now reads: 00.000.00.26!!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 206 (6/6/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 206 (6/6/18):

– We will continue at 6AM on th 17th of Nonrilden after one week of training and work on the spaceship (though there will be a quick summary of anything of note that occurs during this time).

– First Explosions, Now Zombie Hordes: Rallion, Luckless with Doors Recently

– Worked Hard to Earn Her Title: Bavmorda the Newly-Minted Killer

– A Pirate with an Eye Patch? Inconceivable!: Nash, Embracing the Stereotype

– Lining them up, then Lighting them up: Kauri, Electrical Engineer

– Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Smash Marchmain: Axelbot, the Frustrated

– So, How Much Platinum Can This Rocket Lift?: Laris, Doing Some Calculations

– I’m Sorry Dave, I Can’t Do That: Marchmain, Dwarf of the Singularity

– Still Hanging in There: Lambertus, Longest-Lived Party Member

– Hoping to be Lamberti instead of Druetae: Oskar, Alys, and Peronell

– Dwarven Apocalypse Clock: 00.000.00.28!!!!!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 205 (5/30/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 205 (5/30/18):

– We will continue at 1:15PM on the 8th of Nonrilden with the party engaged in combat with the Infected from above them on the catwalk, having already inflicted heavy casualties via spell.

– I have the Key! What Could Go Wrong?: Rallion, a Moment before the Boom

– Proficient in over 6 Million Forms of Communication (if you include Rude Hand Gestures): Axelbot, Linguistic Marvel of the Ancient World

– The Eye of Sauron (I mean Lysander!) Sees You: Nash, Who Has Surpassed 20/20 Vision and Doesn’t Show Signs of Slowing Down

– Trap Checking? We Don’t Need No Stinking Trap Checking!: Laris, Right before he Came within a Whisker of Death

– One, Two, Three, Four! Four Lightnining Bolts! A ha ha ha!: Kount Kauri the Dynamo of Dungeon Delvers

– Lost Both a Loyal Follower and a Pain in the Arse: Bavmorda, Kind of Mourning the Death of Her Protege Estrill

Follow Me … and Die!!!: Drueta, Charging the Halcyon Fields of Eternal Rest Where the Matriarchs Reign (She’ll be Bored Within a Week)

– Trying to Serve ‘the Master’: Nadreat Ironhand, Renfield to Marchmain’s Dracula

– Dwarven Apocalypse Clock: 00.000.01.07!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 204 (5/23/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 204 (5/23/18):

– We will continue at 12:30AM on the 8th of Nonrilden with the party on the catwalk in the Central Core near the Silver Throne’s spaceship.

– Not Keeping All Hands and Feet inside the Car: Nash, OSHA-Violator

– Upgraded His Pure Energy(TM) Attack: Kauri, Lightning Master

– Newly Power-Suited Up: Bavmorda, the Conveniently Petite

– Making Some New Mecha-Simian Friends: Rallion, Robot Whisperer

– How Many Encumbrance Slots is a 10′ Tall Solid Platinum Statue?: Laris, with Visions of GP Dancing in his Head

– Don’t Worry about Disease, Tea will Clear that Right Up: Oskar, Proponent of Herbal Medicines

– No Thank you, I’ll Stick with the Magic Potions: Drueta, Germaphobe

– Must Smash Marchmain! Must Smash Marchmain!: Axel the Murderbot

– Things Never Stop Getting Weirder, Do They?: Alys Sharpp, Peronell, and Estrill

– Dwarven Apocalypse Clock: 00.000.01.07!

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Bookkeeping Notes, Session 203 (5/16/18):

Bookkeeping Notes, Session 203 (5/16/18):

– We will continue at 7PM on the 7th of Nonrilden with the party in combat against power armored dwarves who seem to be infected.

– Interviewed by Mad Magi: Rallion, Ever the Diplomat

– Starting to See a Bit Better: Nash of the Dragon Eye

– Becoming One with a DVL for Spell Slots: Kauri, Mad Mage in Training

– Why Didn’t We Just Kill Everyone?: Bavmorda Contemplating Diplomacy

– Open Sesame!: Laris, Magical Lockpicker Extraordinaire

– Has Mouth, Can Scream: Axelbot the Uploaded

– Feeling Okay about the Group So Far: Peronell the Newly Bowed

– Various Other Hechmen: Wait, you mean these things are infectious!?!

– Dwarven Apocalypse Clock: 00.000.01.08!

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